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Post by Arien Rosier on Aug 25, 2010 11:22:21 GMT -8
WELCOME! [/size] In case you aren't savvy with the acronyms, FML stands for 'Fuck my life' and MLIA stands for 'My life is average'. The point of the game is to find funny little quotes that suit your character from the two websites below. Have fun! (:
FML! MLIA![/center]
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Post by Arien Rosier on Aug 25, 2010 11:38:59 GMT -8
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
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Post by Rodolphus Lestrange on Aug 26, 2010 21:47:38 GMT -8
"The other day, I was telling someone about the prison turned museum Alcatraz. I accidentally called it Azkaban. MLIA."
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Post by Terence Avery on Aug 26, 2010 22:05:58 GMT -8
"The other day our town had a parade. McDonald's had a float in it, and Ronald McDonald was riding on the float waving to all the little kids. My dad threw a hot dog at him. I've never been so proud to call that man my father. MLIA."
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"Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML."
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"Today I found out how much fun it is to run around with a pile of glitter in your hands, saying, "Behold, the ashes of Edward Cullen!". I have never seen so many priceless faces in a day. MLIA."
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Post by Lysandra Nott on Aug 26, 2010 22:14:56 GMT -8
"I have a very overprotective brother. so needless to say he was very upset when my status on fb was "where are my pants?". and even more upset when my guy friend commented "they are at my house." so my brother comments "look kid. i dont think you understand that i. will. find. you" then he posted a link to a video of rambo saying "i will find you." best. brother. ever. MLIA."
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"Today I was chasing my brother around the house screaming in a very high pitched annoying voice "HUG ME! HUG ME!" When I came back downstairs because he locked himself in his room I saw the UPS man standing in front of our screen door with his mouth open in shock. MLIA."
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Post by Astoria Greengrass on Aug 26, 2010 22:22:52 GMT -8
"Today, my dad spent an hour trying to get a new portable light to work. Apparently he didn't think the little plastic tab sticking out of it was serious when it said 'pull'. MLIA."
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"Today, both my cat and I jumped when the toast popped out of the toaster. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who's afraid of toast. MLIA."
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Post by Theodore Nott on Aug 26, 2010 22:30:32 GMT -8
"Today, my sister and I were trying to decide what to name our new dog. After going through many names like Precious,Lucy, and Chloe, my sister suggested we name her Peeves so that we introducer her by saying "This is my pet, peeves." I am so proud of her. MLIA" [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Post by Evelyn Belmont on Aug 26, 2010 22:32:35 GMT -8
"Today, I met my mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML" [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Post by Arien Rosier on Aug 28, 2010 22:06:27 GMT -8
Today, I went shopping for school supplies. On the way out of the store, I held the door for a woman and her son. As they passed, I heard a bit of their conversation. The woman was saying, "I'm not sure that cows have those sort of attachments." I really want to hear the beginning of this conversation. MLIA.
Today, my mom asked me to vacuum while she was at work. I didn't do it, and she complimented me on how nice the floors looked when she got home. MLIA.
Today, I wasnt doing very well on Call of Duty so I decided to change my gamer tag to Dumbledore. After that, I got 25 kills in one game and leveled up. Thus proving, team Dumbledore always wins. MLIA.
Today, my dad threw my $300 dollar iTouch out the window. Apparently the alarm went off and he didn't know how to turn it off. It was his solution. FML.
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Post by Arien Rosier on Sept 5, 2010 22:15:59 GMT -8
Today, I was looking for pins to buy my friend (she loves them) and I saw one that said "...and then, Buffy slayed Edward." Money well spent. MLIA.
Today at school, my friend randomly started clapping, so the rest of my friends and I joined in. Other people heard and started clapping too, and soon the entire hallway was applauding for absolutely nothing. MLIA.
Today, I told my mom that Edward couldn't get Bella pregnant because you need blood. She said, "Yeah, and a penis." MLIA.
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Post by Daphne Greengrass on Sept 5, 2010 22:25:36 GMT -8
Today, I was hanging out with my cousin. We went to slap eachother. It turned into a high-five. MLIA.
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Post by Arien Rosier on Sept 15, 2010 21:05:22 GMT -8
Today, I watched a home video of me at the zoo at age 3. I was pointing at the pigs and shouting 'SAUSAGE!'. MLIA.
A few days ago was my birthday. My best friend was really anxious to give me her gifts, so she made me open them pretty early. I was super excited when I opened a light saber. She shoved a second box at me and I opened a second light saber. We proceeded to walk down the street with them hidden in our coats until we got to where people were and had an epic battle in the middle of the street. One of the best b-day gifts I've ever gotten. MLIA.
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Post by Walden Macnair on Sept 15, 2010 21:14:28 GMT -8
Today, an elderly woman swore at me for not holding a door open for her. The door was automatic. MLIA. [/color][/center]
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Post by Daphne Greengrass on Sept 15, 2010 21:22:04 GMT -8
Last night I had a dream that I was Bella from Twilight and I had to go to prom with Edward. I woke up crying. MLIA.
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Post by Ellary Rose Adams on Sept 15, 2010 21:25:00 GMT -8
One time I got locked into a bathroom. I started slamming on the door and freaking out. Then I realized I forgot to unlock the door. MLIA. [/color][/font][/center]
Today, someone shouted, "Look, a distraction!" and pointed behind me. I looked. MLIA. [/color][/font][/center]
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