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Post by Terence Avery on Sept 16, 2010 20:42:00 GMT -8
Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question: "On what continent is Canada located" she responded "Antarctica". If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
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Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Post by Daphne Greengrass on Nov 25, 2010 1:02:16 GMT -8
Today, my Astronomy teacher threw pens at the screen because he didn't have a lazer pointer. It'll be an interesting term. MLIA.
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Post by Daphne Greengrass on Dec 19, 2010 22:36:17 GMT -8
Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML. Today, my 14 year-old sister told me what she wants to be when she grows up. Evidently, she's going to own a Pirate ship made entirely of popsicle sticks, sail the Caribbean, and have a giant robotic pterodactyl to swoop down and capture her enemies. Oh, and she's gonna keep me in the ships dungeons. Can't wait. MLIA.
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Post by Daphne Greengrass on Jan 25, 2011 23:26:20 GMT -8
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML. Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML.
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Post by Ellary Rose Adams on Apr 27, 2011 18:04:36 GMT -8
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML. [/color][/font][/center]
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Post by Walden Macnair on Apr 27, 2011 18:18:42 GMT -8
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML. [/color][/center]
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Post by Daphne Greengrass on Apr 27, 2011 19:03:07 GMT -8
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML.
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