Post by Daphne Greengrass on Sept 23, 2010 21:21:43 GMT -8
Ever watched a movie and found someone's line perfect for something one of your characters would say? Well, this is the place to share the amusement of it with everyone else!
&& moments between friends ,
[/b][/color][/size][/center]Arien: [shows Terence a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this?
Terence: Homo.
Arien: [shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] And this?
Terence: Homo in red.
Arien: [shows him a third comic with a blonde-haired hero] And this?
Terence: Norwegian homo.
[during an argument]
Daphne: You're right.
Theodore: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste coming out of your mouth?
Daphne: Like vinegar.
[Walden’s natural charm in his teen years, at a party]
Walden: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Maxwell: I just got out of a relationship.
Walden: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Maxwell: Brunette.
Walden: Blonde it is.
Daphne: You are amazingly self-assured, has anyone ever told you that?
Terence: I tell myself that every day, actually.
[the boys… while drinking!]
Terence: What’s that noise?
Arien: It's the wind. It's speaking to us.
Theodore: What's it saying?
Arien: I don't know. I don't speak wind.
[joking pep talk for an upcoming game]
Terence: Are you ready for adventure?
Arien: Yes, sir!
Terence: For danger?
Arien: Yes, sir!
Terence: For death?
Arien: Uhh, can you repeat the question?
[more of Walden’s brand of charm!]
Walden: [about Maxwell proposing to Britannia] I bet you 5 bucks he gets on one knee.
Rodolphus: You're on.
&& glimpses of everyday life ,
[/b][/color][/size][/center][an elderly woman in a bar stares at Walden for a long time]
Walden: I'll break my foot off in your ass, woman.
[at a formal gathering]
Dinner Guest #1: [referring to Rodolphus] Did he... just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom?
Dinner Guest #2: Do you want him to kill us all?
[after being asked out]
Daphne: Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
[life perspectives?]
Walden: I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad.
[and another!]
Rodolphus: Which would be worse, to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?
[joking around with Lysandra!]
Arien: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.
[childhood traumas… where the children do the traumatizing!]
Nanny: [using a pig oven glove] Hello, my name's Percy. Would you like some pork?
Angelica: If I broke every bone in your hand, could you still do that?
[with one of his crazy one night stands!]
Tracey: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Terence: Hey! Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.
[meeting with his psychiatrist!]
Shrink: My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... do you want to hear it?
Walden: No.
Shrink: You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive. Not a crime, but you are an asshole, don't you think?
Walden: Be careful.
&& always in trouble ,
[/b][/color][/size][/center][kicked out of class]
Professor Dumbledore: So, I hear you were terrorizing Professor Slughorn’s class... again.
Terence: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
[in the Headmaster’s office, before receiving punishments!]
Evelyn: We are screwed.
Arien: Hey, no, hey. I don't wanna hear that defeatist attitude... I wanna hear you upbeat!
Evelyn: [more upbeat] We are screwed!
Arien: There ya go.
[on a mission]
Death Eater: [Aurors are about to attack] What do we do?
Maxwell: [pulls out his wand and takes aim] I know what the fuck I'm doing!
[after giving an answer to a question]
Professor Snape: Mr. Rosier, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Arien: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
&& 'Uncle Wally' ,
[/b][/color][/size][/center]Callista: Will you read us a bedtime story?
Walden: No.
Callista: Pretty please?
Walden: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Walden: [reading book] "Three little kittens love to play. They had fun in the sun all day. Then their mother came out and said, 'Time for kittens to go to bed'."
[looks up]
Walden: Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?
Walden: [explaining why the girls can't find their book "Three Little Kittens"] That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...
[Terence arrives earlier than expected, and Walden is with his lawyers]
Walden: Ah! I have an idea! Since you're here, why don't I introduce you to 'It'? 'It' should keep you busy.
Terence: Can't remember the name, huh? A senior moment perhaps?
&& everyone's favorite parents ,
[/b][/color][/size][/center][overprotective Daddy!]
Cyril: Where's your sister going?
Daphne: She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.
Cyril: Funny.
William: [to Walden] You're as violent as they come. I know. Because I'm as violent as they come. Don't embarrass yourself by denying your own blood lust, son. Don't embarrass me. If the constraints of society were removed, and I was all that stood between you and a meal, you'd crack my skull with a rock and eat my meaty parts.
[Astoria and Daphne are trying to leave for a party]
Daphne: We're going now.
Cyril: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.